Enter the Journal

9:52PM

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2:14AM

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
erm, the London Paper will have to do:
Email luke@thelondonpaper.com

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can...what do you touch first?
Air, the pillow, more air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A few minutes of the metrosexual episode of South Park.

4. WITHOUT LOOKING, what time is it?
2am

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
2:18am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear:
Police sirens (I do live in East London)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?:
3/4 of an hour ago, I went for a walk to the shops.

8. Before you came to this website, what were you looking at?
Ebay, for faulty bits of electronics.

9. What are you wearing?
Boxers and t-shirt, my evening wear.

10. What did you dream last night?
I don't recall any dreams from last night.

11. When did you last laugh?
Just now, at myself for failing to remember any of my dreams.

12. What's on the walls of the room you're in?:
Paint, beige and shadows.

13. Seen anything weird lately?:
Someone who was incoherent asked me for a cigarette and hugged me.

14. What do you think of this survey?
It's alright, as far as surveys go.

15. What's the last film you saw?
Zack & Miri Make a Porno, 7.5/10
or
Equilibrium, 7/10

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A bicycle first, then a flat, then things to fill the flat, perhaps goldfish.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm good at hiding things, not the smuggling kind of hiding, I'm terrible at shoving things up my arse.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you change?
Everybody should be everybody's best friend.

19. Do you like to dance?
In a 'to hell with it...' kind of way, yes.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Batman-bin-Suparman, no wait, yes! I mean no. Something Chinese which would also sound like a
Christian name if pronounced phonetically. e.g. my cousin's name is Ka Mun, which sounds like Carmen.

21. Boy?
Batman-bin-Suparman.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, only for short term though and I must know the native language well enough.

(Question?)

12:43AM

funny American maths

http://media.putfile.com/Verizon-Bad-Math

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9:24PM

All your DS are belong to me! Mwahahaha!

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3:50PM

Have some funneh kitty pics

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10:37PM

yarrrr!

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1:46AM

Well well, it's certainly been a while my dear journal.

Let's see, the last time I updated was *checks posts* oh yeah, me being a criminal and having to touch a mac. In case anyone was dying to find out the result, I received the gift of 3 whole points and am £60 out of pocket. Also, I had to touch many more macs.

Since then, I've been up to the usual... whatever it is that I do. But for now, I shall keep ye all in deep suspense... I retire to bed. But never ph34r, as with the majority of life's problems, solutions are best served with amusing pictures! :D

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5:57PM

I had to touch a Mac today, ugh! :D

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8:30PM - whoopie! it's here!

Perhaps not the appropriate enthusiasm but the NIP (Notice of Intended Prosecution) came through the post several days ago. It turned out that if they had waited for over 14 days, they would have no right to prosecute me - but alas, 'twas only 7.



Now, this is what the letter says: "Hey, your car going through a red light, please tell us who was driving at the time". But really, the Met are saying: "Ha! You were caught, bitch! 0WN3D!!!1!1".

What'll happen next is they'll send another form, letting you either a) admit fault and face the penalty or b) challenge the matter in court, thus facing a larger penalty and wasting time and patience over the case.

I'll keep you all updated as I'm sure my audience is as vast as the oceans.

(I tried to censor my personal information but if you really want, you can make out the stuff printed on the back)

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9:47PM - blah....

Alright, about two days ago I ran a red light whilst driving and I may have been caught.

Blah...

This is crap and it's making me feel down, I don't really care about getting a fine, or getting points on my license, or even paying a higher insurance premium. Getting caught was fair play, I'm just annoyed at myself for doing that. There was no real hurry, so what made me do it? It wasn't particularly dangerous or thrilling - that's just dumb?

Blah...

I'll post my conviction notice when it arrives.

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10:56PM - update?

I really ought (is that a word?) to update, but i'm too lazy.

I know, to kill two birds with one stone, here's a picture which serves for your amusement and for my explanation.



I seem to have permanent eyebags, that's how tired I always feel. IT kinda makes me look like a druggie on a Monday morning, sorta cool but anyways... I'll put some effort into a real update next time.

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4:45PM

what the feck have i become?! :D

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8:25PM

for all those interested in the "new" naruto dub!

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/video/toonami/index.html

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5:43PM - car troubles

argh, my car got rear-ended AGAIN!

it hapenned during my drive to work in the morning, i pulled up behind a BMW at some traffic lights, about to put on the handbrake then KABLAMOOO! i was hit by a new rover 75 (wtf? aren't they out of business yet?!). since it hapenned before the handbrake was engaged, i ended up hitting the car in front.

i pulled up and checked the driver in front was ok. he had a quick look and drove off - god bless impatient BMW drivers (well, there was no damage anyway). i went to check the rover driver behind me only to find him on the mobile... blegh... i wrote my details on a borrowed piece of paper, this took me 2 minutes and in the meantime, HE WAS STILL ON THE MOBILE! so, 5 minutes later, he got off the phone and we exchanged details. quite amusing in that he didn't actually know what car he was driving, he needed to refer to his manual for "Rover 75 Silver".

but anyways, damage seems to be minimal so i'm leaving it for a few days to see if anything got knackered. this is the second time during my short driving career! >:)

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12:22PM - da France

I took a little time off work to go on a tour with parents and my sister this week, actually, they didn't want to go on their own so I tagged along to bum around Paris :)

have some pics


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Overall i thought that the Dutch and French (they speak french in Brussels) are all generally nice people (apart from the kids). the only fat people i saw were british tourists and american tourists are by far, the most obnoxious. there was this one guy who held a cigar, held a convosation with the whole street and kept repeating the same god damed joke.

anyways, i'm back now :D

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6:12PM - Orangie goodness

oooh baby, this is almost worth taking deadly microwave emissions in the crotch :D





if i ruined your "friends" page then, haha! :P

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8:42PM

after weeks of equipment-blowing-upping, i present my new car sound system!





it also doubles as a back massager :D

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10:13PM - VoIP Buster

Skype bad

VoIP Buster good!

http://www.voipbuster.com/en/index.html

Free calls to UK and a slew of other countries!

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11:16PM

fuck.



i want teh Sony Ericsson w800i :D

i'm going to hound vodafone for a cheap upgrade, failing that, i'll be off to o2.

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9:45PM - Outlook et Hotmail

An actual useful post!

If you would like to use Outlook with hotmail, do the following:

set up a pop3 type connection from outlook and enter the following details:

- Username: llama@hotmail.com
- Password: h0tm41l_p4ssw0rd

- POP3 server: mail.pop3hot.com
- SMTP server: mail.pop3hot.com

enter account details, hit send/recieve button and voila!

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